Holiday and Vacation
All work and no play makes Dev a dull boy, so I'll be away on holiday and vacation until Tuesday, January 2, 2007.
Here are some things to ponder while I'm away (the following are from Clifford Pickover's WikiDumper):
• Hlade's Law states, "If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person; they will find an easier way to do it."
• The first recorded use of watermelon as a color name in English was in 1926. The RGB color coordinates of Watermelon are (D8424F)16, or (216, 66, 79)10. Try this in any program with a color picker. It's great for PowerPoint, but only during the summer.
• Speaking of summer, Disco Queen, Donna Summer, has sold 178 million records/CDs, one of which my children gave me for my last birthday. I don't understand why they won't let me play it when they're in my car.
• The Beard Theorem suggests that the volume of a man's Beard has a direct correlation to how radical are his Socialist views.
• It may be the holidays, but women do more than man (woman?) the kitchen. Here's a web site that presents eighty three women physicists who made important and original contributions in the first three-quarters of the twentieth century.
And, from Wired Magazine, some "Science Fictions."
• If you fall into quicksand, you won't be sucked under and die. You’ll only sink up to your waist.
• Benjamin Franklin's kite wasn't struck by lightning. The kite picked up electricity from the air, causing an arc between Franklin’s hand and a key tied to his end of the string.
• A penny dropped from the top of a skyscraper won't kill someone. It would never pick up enough velocity.
• There isn't a "dark side of the moon" (with apologies to Pink Floyd). The entire lunar surface receives sunlight during the moon’s monthly orbit around Earth.
And, from from Biologist Sandra Schmidt of the Scripps Research Institute, La Jolla, California, sung to the tune of "Let it Snow,"
"The funding levels are frightful
But my grant is so insightful,
I hope that you'll let me know,
It's a go, it's a go, it's a go!"
And, in anticipation of the new year, the prime factors of 2007 are 3, 3 and 223.
Happy Holidays!